i gotta go eat an apple.

I gotta go eat an apple. My schedule is sacred.

I gotta go eat an apple. You're not worth my time.

I gotta go eat an apple. My dignity needs a snack.

I gotta go eat an apple. I’d rather choke on fruit than talk to you.

I gotta go eat an apple. You’re not important enough for me to show up.

I gotta go eat an apple. My apple is my king.

I gotta go eat an apple. This conversation is worse than my math test.

I gotta go eat an apple. I’d rather get a stomachache than listen to you.

I gotta go eat an apple. I don’t have time for your drama.