Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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what people say when their guts are screaming for a bathroom and they're too proud to admit they're desperate

I gotta crap, I’ve been holding it in since breakfast and I’m not even joking

I gotta crap, I’m gonna explode if I don’t get to the nearest toilet

I gotta crap, I just ate a whole pizza and I’m not leaving this bathroom until I’m done

2

what your brain says when your butt is about to betray you in public

I gotta crap, I’m at work and I can’t run out in the middle of a meeting

I gotta crap, I’m in the middle of a TikTok and I can’t stop now

I gotta crap, I just sat down and I’m already halfway through my pants

3

what you whisper when you’re trying to avoid the worst possible embarrassment

I gotta crap, I just walked into a room and I can’t leave now

I gotta crap, my friend is right next to me and I can’t say anything

I gotta crap, I’m in the grocery store and I’m not leaving until I’m done

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what people say when they know they're gonna be stuck in the bathroom for a while

I gotta crap, I’m gonna be in here for at least 10 minutes

I gotta crap, I’m not coming out until I’m done

I gotta crap, I’m gonna be stuck in here until the next person comes

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what your brain says when it's about to give up on you

I gotta crap, my brain is begging me to go

I gotta crap, I can’t take it anymore

I gotta crap, I’m gonna die if I don’t go right now

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what you say when you're trying to avoid getting caught

I gotta crap, I don’t want my mom to see me

I gotta crap, I’m hiding from my boss

I gotta crap, I just walked in and I can’t leave now