I gotta bend

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Running away from a situation like it's the last bus to freedom.
I gotta bend before this math test kills me.
I gotta bend before my mom finds out I ate the last burger.
I gotta bend before my dog eats my homework.
2
Acting like you're escaping a flaming toilet.
I gotta bend before my dad yells at me again.
I gotta bend before I fail this class for good.
I gotta bend before my friend roasts me in front of everyone.
3
Moving like you're being chased by a giant meatball.
I gotta bend before this pizza disappears.
I gotta bend before my sister steals my phone.
I gotta bend before I get in trouble again.
4
Leaving a place like it's your last chance to escape a giant poop.
I gotta bend before this test makes me cry.
I gotta bend before my brother eats my snack.
I gotta bend before my teacher gives me another detention.
5
Fleeing like you're being chased by a very angry chicken.
I gotta bend before this homework kills me.
I gotta bend before my mom yells at me again.
I gotta bend before my friend makes me laugh too hard.
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