i got your back

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When you step in to take a punch for someone else or go along with their dumb plan because you're too lazy to say no.
'I got your back', and then I got hit in the face with a brick.
'I got your back', and now I'm stuck stealing tacos from a gas station at 2 a. m.
'I got your back', and I still don't know why we jumped into a lake with a bunch of angry geese.
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In a bathroom, if someone says 'I got your back' over and over, they're probably trying to sell you crack and are acting weirder than a raccoon on a caffeine rush.
'I got your back', and he was still holding the same arm like it was a cursed arm from a horror movie.
'I got your back', and he was washing his arm so much it looked like a washing machine.
'I got your back', and he was standing there like he was waiting for a sign from God to tell him to stop.
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