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A fancy way to tell someone to go screw themselves. It means you’re not helping them and you might even laugh when they fail.
I got u, bro. Go get a job.
I got u? Nah, I got a pizza.
I got u? More like I got a problem.
I got u
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A lie told to keep someone from bugging you. It’s like saying you’re helping them, but you’re really just trying to avoid trouble.
I got u, I swear. I’m just busy.
I got u? I got a headache and a bad attitude.
I got u? I got a life, man.
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A way to tell someone you don’t care. You might even say it while eating a burger and laughing at their problems.
I got u? More like I got a burger and a laugh.
I got u? I got a better problem to solve.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of snacks.
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A total flex. You say it like you’re the only one who can save them, and you might even mock them if they fail.
I got u, baby. I got a lot of money and no mercy.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of money.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of swagger.
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A way to say you’re not helping and you’re probably going to laugh when they mess up.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of laughs.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of jokes.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of fun.
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A way to say you’re not helping and you’re probably going to laugh when they mess up. It's like a promise that you're not saving them, just watching them fail.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of laughs.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of jokes.
I got u? I got a plan and a lot of fun.