Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you’re hiding something illegal in your pants

I got the item on me, and I ain’t even wearing pants.

You think I got the item on me? I got it on me like it’s my second skin.

I got the item on me, and I don’t even need a bag.

2

A lie you tell to make it look like you're not high

I got the item on me, and I'm still driving.

I got the item on me, and I just got out of jail.

I got the item on me, and I still passed the test.

3

A way to brag without being too obvious

I got the item on me, and I still got time to text you.

I got the item on me, and I'm still eating my lunch.

I got the item on me, and I still got time to chill.

4

A way to say you're not going to get caught

I got the item on me, and I’m not even nervous.

I got the item on me, and I still passed the metal detector.

I got the item on me, and I still got time to smoke.

5

A way to show off without being too loud

I got the item on me, and I still got time to flex.

I got the item on me, and I’m still at school.

I got the item on me, and I still passed the test.

6

A way to say you're ready for anything

I got the item on me, and I still got time to run.

I got the item on me, and I still got time to eat.

I got the item on me, and I still got time to chat.