I got the definition wrong

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When you mess up the definition so bad it feels like you were born in a dictionary and raised by a thesaurus

I thought 'literally' meant 'figuratively' and now I can't even spell 'literally' right

I said 'you're fired' when I meant 'you're hired' and now I'm fired

I confused 'bored' with 'boarded' and now I'm stuck on a train with no snacks

When you give the wrong definition so hard it feels like you’re giving a speech to a group of confused squirrels

I said 'a dog is a cat' and now my dog hates me

I told my teacher 'a triangle has four sides' and got sent to the principal’s office

I explained 'math' as 'a sport' and now I have to do push-ups

When you define something so wrong it makes the dictionary cry and the thesaurus throw a tantrum

I said 'pizza is a fruit' and now I can't eat pizza anymore

I told my mom 'a car is a chicken' and she grounded me for a week

I explained 'sleep' as 'a type of homework' and now I’m stuck doing sleep homework

When you say the wrong definition so loud it could wake up the dead and scare the living

I shouted 'a chicken is a car' and my neighbor called the police

I yelled 'the sun is green' and my dog ran away

I screamed 'a cat is a fish' and now I have to deal with my cat’s fish problems

When you define the wrong thing so bad it makes the dictionary slap you and the thesaurus call you a fool

I said 'a cat is a horse' and now my cat is riding a horse

I told my teacher 'a book is a chair' and I got extra homework

I explained 'the moon' as 'a sandwich' and now I eat moon sandwiches every day