I got shoes on

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It means you're in the know and can see through the stupid crap people are saying.

'I got shoes on' when my buddy said he was gonna beat up the whole school, and I knew he was full of crap.

'I got shoes on' during lunch when my ex said she was fine, and I knew she was still mad about that pizza incident.

'I got shoes on' when my mom said she wasn’t watching my little brother, and I knew she was hiding in the closet.

It's like having a sixth sense for stupid talk and knowing exactly what people are really saying.

'I got shoes on' when my friend said he didn’t care about the test, and I knew he was just scared.

'I got shoes on' when my teacher said the project was easy, and I knew she was lying.

'I got shoes on' when my dad said he wasn’t going to yell, and I knew he was already red in the face.

It means you're not getting played and you know when someone is trying to fool you.

'I got shoes on' when my cousin said she didn’t need help with her math, and I knew she was hiding her homework.

'I got shoes on' when my friend said he didn’t want to go to the party, and I knew he was just chicken.

'I got shoes on' when my brother said he didn’t need my help, and I knew he was gonna fall over.

It's like you're able to read the room and know exactly what's going on even when people are being dumb.

'I got shoes on' when my class said the teacher was out, and I knew she was just hiding behind the door.

'I got shoes on' when my friend said he wasn’t gonna show up, and I knew he was just lazy.

'I got shoes on' when my mom said she didn’t need help with dinner, and I knew she was just pretending.

It means you’re not fooled and you know when someone’s lying or being extra dumb.

'I got shoes on' when my dad said he wasn’t going to yell, and I knew he was already mad.

'I got shoes on' when my teacher said the test was easy, and I knew it was gonna be a nightmare.

'I got shoes on' when my friend said he didn’t want to go to the game, and I knew he was just scared of getting caught.

It’s like you're always paying attention and you don’t miss a single dumb thing people say.

'I got shoes on' when my friend said he didn’t need help with the project, and I knew he was just trying to avoid work.

'I got shoes on' when my mom said she wasn’t going to cook, and I knew she was just hiding the food.

'I got shoes on' when my brother said he didn’t want to go to the park, and I knew he was just being a baby.