I Got Next

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You yell this when you're about to dominate someone in a game, like basketball or something. It's like saying you're gonna beat them so bad they'll be stuck in the locker room for the rest of the week.

I just blocked him twice, I got next!

He missed the shot, I got next!

I got next, bro, I'm gonna take this win and flex it at the gym.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when you're telling your guy that you're gonna sleep with his girl, and you're not even trying. It's like you're already in her pants while he's still trying to get through the front door.

I got next, you're gonna be the backup plan.

I got next, and I'm bringing my best friend to help me.

I got next, and I'm not even wearing pants.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when you're stuck with a bunch of guys and only one condom, and you're the last one to get it. You're like the ugly stepbrother of the sexual experience.

I got next, and I'm gonna be the one with the sore butt.

I got next, and I'm gonna get the crabs.

I got next, and I'm gonna be the one who gets the cold sore.

by Slangipedia 12d ago