i got my steps in

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A smug way for a lazy-ass human to brag about doing something mildly active, like walking five steps before passing out.

I got my steps in... because I walked from my couch to the fridge.

I got my steps in... I took two steps to fall asleep.

I got my steps in... I walked three steps and then sat back down.

What a weakling says when they barely moved but still think they’re a beast because of a step counter.

I got my steps in... I took a step, then sat back down.

I got my steps in... I walked to the bathroom and then cried.

I got my steps in... I took one step and called it a day.

A proud statement from a human who thinks they did something epic just because they took a few steps.

I got my steps in... I walked from my bed to the couch and called it a marathon.

I got my steps in... I took a step and then laid down.

I got my steps in... I walked to the kitchen and then gave up.

A stupid phrase said by a human who thinks they’re fit just because they took a few steps and then fell asleep.

I got my steps in... I walked one step and then passed out.

I got my steps in... I took a step and then said I was done.

I got my steps in... I took two steps and called it a workout.

A dumb way to brag about being slightly active, like moving from one spot to another and calling it a victory.

I got my steps in... I walked from the couch to the TV and called it a win.

I got my steps in... I took a step and then said I was done.

I got my steps in... I moved one foot and called it a journey.

A phrase used by a human who thinks they’re a hero because they took a few steps and then fell back into their chair.

I got my steps in... I took three steps and then collapsed.

I got my steps in... I walked to the fridge and then fell asleep.

I got my steps in... I took a step and then said I was done.