I Got My Sinovac Shot

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A CCP member's way of bragging about getting a lousy vaccine, like it's a big deal. They think it's cool, even though it's not approved and probably won't help them.
My boss wore a Sinovac shirt like it was a medal. He said, 'I got my shot!' I said, 'You got a free pass to be sick!'
My cousin got her Sinovac shot and now she thinks she's invincible. She tried to lift a couch. It didn’t work.
My neighbor’s dog got the Sinovac shot. Now the dog thinks it’s a superhero. It barks at the mailman like it’s a war.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A CCP member’s favorite way to show off. They get the Sinovac shot like it’s a trophy, even though it’s barely tested and they’re probably still going to get sick.
My dad got the Sinovac shot and now he thinks he’s a god. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. It didn’t work.
My teacher got the Sinovac shot and now she’s the class hero. She started a fight with the principal over the vaccine. It was embarrassing.
My friend’s grandma got the Sinovac shot. Now she thinks she’s immortal. She tried to run a marathon. It took her three days.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A CCP member’s way of saying they’re brave, even though the Sinovac shot is like a bad lottery ticket and they’re still going to end up sick.
My coworker got the Sinovac shot and now he thinks he’s a legend. He tried to bench-press a cow. It didn’t work.
My mom got the Sinovac shot and now she thinks she can beat the flu. She tried to dance with a robot. It beat her.
My brother got the Sinovac shot and now he thinks he’s a superhero. He tried to fly off a building. He landed in a dumpster.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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