I got hit by a bus

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You got run over by a bus like your life depends on it and your body now looks like a meatball in a saucepan

My mom said that after I broke my leg and missed prom

My friend got hit by a bus and now he walks like a duck

I said that when I got hit by a bus and my face was like a pancake

You got obliterated by a bus like it was your enemy and you had no idea what was coming

I texted that to my brother when he got hit by a bus on purpose

My dog got hit by a bus and now he has a new nickname: Sir Biscuit

I used that when I got hit by a bus and my pants were now a piece of art

You got run over by a bus like it was your job and you were late for lunch

My coworker said that when he got hit by a bus and missed the meeting

I said that to my dad when he got hit by a bus and now he talks like a robot

My neighbor used that when she got hit by a bus and her cat ran away