I got big pens

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A giant testicle that hits you in the face
I got big pens and it was like a meaty slap from God
My buddy said I got big pens and I almost cried
At the gym, the guy next to me said I got big pens and I laughed so hard I almost fell over
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A sausage the size of a basketball that wants to fight you
My teacher said I got big pens and I asked if I could draw it
My mom said I got big pens and I said I was going to eat it
My dog ran away when I got big pens and I felt bad
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A meaty legend that makes your pants cry
At lunch, I got big pens and my friend said my pants were scared
I got big pens and my dad said he was proud
I got big pens and my crush asked if I wanted to go to the mall
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