I got an erection

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Your penis gets so hard it could punch a hole in the wall and your grandma’s face looked like it got hit by a train.

My erection was so strong I woke up my dog and he peed on my sister’s face.

I got an erection during math class and the teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I got an erection in the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to start a fight.

It’s when your cock gets so stiff it could snap a pizza crust like a twig and your face turns red like a tomato that got stepped on.

I got an erection in the church and the priest thought I was possessed.

I got an erection while talking to my mom and she said I needed to go to therapy.

I got an erection during a Zoom call and my boss thought I was having a heart attack.

Your penis gets so hard it could bend a spoon and your face gets so red it looks like it’s about to catch on fire.

I got an erection during a movie and the guy next to me asked if I was having a stroke.

I got an erection in the middle of a fight and my brother said I was being dramatic.

I got an erection while eating breakfast and my dad asked if I was going to start a war.