i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell

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A legendary line from a guy who looked like a confused raccoon and made a band sound like a garbage truck on a bad day. He yelled it so loud he probably broke the cowbell.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not even sick, I’m just mad at life.

My mom told me to take my medicine. I took a cowbell instead.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not a fan, I’m a full-blown disciple.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who looked like he just got out of a dumpster screamed at a band until they added more cowbell. It was glorious.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not feeling well, I’m feeling legendary.

My doctor said I needed medicine. I said I needed a cowbell.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I didn’t need it, I demanded it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who looked like a confused raccoon yelled at a band until they added cowbell. It was the best thing ever.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not sick, I’m just ready to explode.

My doctor said I needed a pill. I said I needed a cowbell.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I didn’t ask for it, I stole it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who looked like he had a bad day screamed at a band until they put more cowbell in the song. He was a beast.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not sick, I’m just a beast.

My doctor said I needed medicine. I said I needed a cowbell and a curse.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I didn’t want it, I needed it like oxygen.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who looked like he just got kicked out of a clown school yelled at a band until they put more cowbell in their song. It was epic.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not sick, I’m just epic.

My doctor said I needed pills. I said I needed a cowbell and a scream.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I didn’t ask, I demanded like a boss.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who looked like he just ate a whole pizza box screamed at a band until they added more cowbell. It was magic.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I’m not sick, I’m just magical.

My doctor said I needed a pill. I said I needed a cowbell and a pizza box.

I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. I didn’t want it, I needed it like a religion.

by Slangipedia 4d ago