i got a arrow to the knee

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how to tell your grandma you got married but it was a total mess
I got a arrow to the knee and my pants are still on fire.
My wedding was like a war zone. I got a arrow to the knee.
I got a arrow to the knee and my ex is still sending me texts.
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how to brag about your wedding without actually being cool
I got a arrow to the knee and my cake was a total fail.
I got a arrow to the knee and my suit was soaked in wine.
I got a arrow to the knee and I still don't know how to dance.
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how to say your wedding was the worst thing ever
I got a arrow to the knee and I almost died from the cake.
I got a arrow to the knee and my vows were longer than my ex's speeches.
I got a arrow to the knee and I still have blisters from the shoes.
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