i go to dinner and steak

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I go to dinner and steak is when you go to dinner and pick the biggest piece of meat on the menu just because you think it's fancy.

I went to dinner and steak because the chicken looked like it was crying.

Dinner and steak? That's the only time I eat something that isn't fast food.

I went to dinner and steak because the salad had more meat than my ex.

I go to dinner and steak means you go to dinner and order steak because you think it's cool and you're too lazy to choose something else.

I went to dinner and steak because the menu said ‘steak’ and I didn’t read the rest.

Dinner and steak? I barely know what the other options are.

I went to dinner and steak because the waiter asked me what I wanted and I said ‘the big one’.

I go to dinner and steak is when you go to dinner and get steak because you think you're rich and you're not going to let anyone else pick.

I went to dinner and steak because I thought I was in a movie.

Dinner and steak? I didn't even know what the other options were.

I went to dinner and steak because I wanted to show off and I failed.