I go boom

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Your pants explode because you're too loud and too full of yourself

I go boom when I eat six tacos and then try to talk

I go boom every time I post a selfie

I go boom when I laugh at my own jokes and nobody else does

You’re so full of hot air you sound like a firecracker in a panty

I go boom when I blow out my birthday candles and nobody claps

I go boom when I tell my mom I’m richer than her

I go boom when I try to dance and my pants fall down