i gleeb glob

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i gleeb glob is when you show your love so hard it makes your ex cry and your mom call the cops.
My crush said 'i gleeb glob' during lunch. I cried in my soup.
She texted me 'i gleeb glob' at 2 a. m. I threw up in the trash can.
He said 'i gleeb glob' right in front of my dad. My dad threw a chair.
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i gleeb glob is like giving someone a hug but with your whole soul and a bunch of farts.
I said 'i gleeb glob' to my best friend. He fainted.
She yelled 'i gleeb glob' at me. I peed my pants.
He texted me 'i gleeb glob' during math class. I got a zero.
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i gleeb glob is the only thing that can make a pickled jar look like a fancy dinner.
I did 'i gleeb glob' with my girlfriend. We both got sick.
He said 'i gleeb glob' to his crush. He got detention.
She texted me 'i gleeb glob' during church. I got kicked out.
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i gleeb glob is when you love someone so much you forget to breathe and your dog eats your homework.
I said 'i gleeb glob' to my crush. I passed out.
She yelled 'i gleeb glob' in my face. I cried in the bathroom.
He texted me 'i gleeb glob' during a test. I got a D.
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i gleeb glob is when you're so in love you start talking to your plants and your neighbor calls the cops.
I did 'i gleeb glob' to my crush. My plants died.
She said 'i gleeb glob' at me. My neighbor called the cops.
He texted me 'i gleeb glob' during dinner. I threw my food.
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