I give you good time

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This is what the Asian hookers yell at you when you're too broke to pay for the whole night.
He walked past the street corner and heard, 'I give you good time!' like it was a business offer.
She said, 'I give you good time!' and he knew she meant 'I'll take your money and give you half the fun.'
He texted her, 'You said I give you good time.' She replied, 'You didn't pay me yet.'
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This is what the Asian hookers whisper to you when you’re too ugly to be worth the full price.
He looked in the mirror and heard, 'I give you good time!' like it was a compliment.
She said, 'I give you good time!' and he knew it was just a way to avoid the full charge.
He said, 'I give you good time!' and she said, 'You don’t even look like you can handle it.'
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This is what the Asian hookers say to you when you’re too tired to think straight and just want to get it over with.
He was so tired he just said, 'I give you good time!' and fell asleep mid-sentence.
She told him, 'I give you good time!' and he just nodded and went to sleep.
He said, 'I give you good time!' and then passed out before the first round was even done.
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