i give brain

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When you’re so tired of someone’s dumbass that you’re willing to take a bullet for them

I give brain because my cousin just said the dumbest thing ever

I give brain to my teacher after she made me do 50 push-ups

I give brain to my mom because she keeps texting me at 2 a. m.

When you’re so brain-dead you’d rather die than think about it anymore

I give brain because I failed math and don’t wanna try again

I give brain after my dog ate my homework

I give brain because my friend keeps asking me for help with algebra

When you’re so fed up you’re ready to slap someone but you’re too lazy to do it

I give brain because my brother keeps stealing my snacks

I give brain after my mom yelled at me for no reason

I give brain because my friend keeps texting me at 3 a. m.

When you’re so brain-dead you’d rather get hit by a bus than think about it

I give brain because my teacher called me dumb in front of the class

I give brain after I got detention for no good reason

I give brain because my friend keeps making me do his homework

When you’re so tired of someone’s nonsense that you’re ready to die just to be quiet

I give brain because my sister keeps singing in the shower

I give brain because my dog won’t stop barking

I give brain because my friend keeps telling me the same joke over and over

When you’re so brain-dead you’d rather get stabbed than think about it

I give brain because my mom keeps texting me at 2 a. m.

I give brain because my teacher made me write a 10-page essay

I give brain because my friend keeps asking me for help with math