I get that

A fake show of understanding used to hide the fact you’re too lazy to care.

The phrase someone uses when they finally understand something, but only because they’re too high or too drunk to not get it.

When you’re not paying attention, but you say you are to avoid getting called out.

What young professionals say when they need to make something obvious sound like a big deal to cover up their guilt.

A phrase used when you’re pretending to get it, but you’re actually clueless and just want the conversation to stop.

When you’re too much of a butterfly to sit still and just let things be. You’re always doing stuff like talking about the weather and counting your squats.

The first thing your ex-wife says to you after she dumps your ass.