I Get Money

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When you’re so rich you don’t care if your hat has a hole in it, you just walk in like you own the place.
Bro, I get money so hard my phone bill is my rent.
I get money like I’m the king of the mall.
I get money so much my socks have gold thread.
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When your pockets are so full of cash they’re about to burst and you still keep buying things.
I get money like I’m robbing a bank every day.
I get money so much my mom thinks I’m a thief.
I get money so bad I have to hide my cash under my bed.
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When you’re so loaded you think the bus driver owes you money just for letting you ride.
I get money so much I can buy my teacher lunch.
I get money like I’m a superhero with a wallet.
I get money so much my dog has a credit card.
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When you're so full of cash you can throw it at people and still have more.
I get money like I’m a bank and my friends are the customers.
I get money so much I can buy my little brother a car.
I get money so bad my piggy bank is crying.
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When your money is so big it makes your pockets look like they’re on vacation.
I get money so much I can pay my dog’s taxes.
I get money like I’m the richest kid in the neighborhood.
I get money so bad I have to borrow money from my future self.
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When your money is so thick it could double as a swimming pool for goldfish.
I get money so much I can pay my teacher’s mortgage.
I get money like I’m the money and the money is me.
I get money so bad my bank sent me a thank you card.
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