I get half

'I get half', like I'm the one who gave you the divorce

'I get half', you're still paying for the kids' college, so shut up

'I get half', you had the house, the car, and my dignity, I just want half

'I get half', like you're still rich and I'm the one who failed

'I get half', I took the dog and the bad credit, you kept the money

'I get half', I'll still buy you dinner, just give me half the bill

'I get half', I still remember that dress was $10,000

'I get half', you threw confetti at me, now give me half your savings

'I get half', you got the house, I got the embarrassment, I want half