Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so turned on by a furry you'd rather get butt-fucked by a raccoon than stop thinking about it

I ges 😐 when I see that fox furry in his fur

My brain is literally on fire from this guy's tail

I can't focus in class because I'm thinking about his fur and his butt

2

Desperately wanting to rip off a furry's fur and use it as a blanket while having sex

I ges 😐 when he shows off his fur at the club

That fur is so soft I want to die

I would marry that furry if he gave me his fur as a wedding gift

3

The feeling you get when you're so horny you'd rather get bit by a dog than not have sex with a furry

I ges 😐 when he wiggles his tail at me

I would take a dog bite to the face just to touch his fur

I saw him and I immediately got a hard-on and a nosebleed

4

When you’re so obsessed with a furry you'd rather get stabbed by a bear than stop thinking about having sex with him

I ges 😐 when he shows up wearing his full fur

I’d rather die than not get laid by this guy

That furry is so hot I would get stabbed by a bear just to be near him

5

When you’re so turned on by a furry you would rather get peed on by a cat than stop thinking about having sex with him

I ges 😐 when he rolls around on the floor

That fur is so soft I’d take a cat’s pee just to touch it

I’m so obsessed I would literally let a cat pee on me just to be near him

6

When you're so horny you'd rather get kicked in the balls by a goat than not have sex with a furry

I ges 😐 when I see that guy in his fur

That furry is so hot I would take a goat’s kick to the balls just to be near him

I’m so obsessed I can’t even think about anything else