I generated Thirty Five back smackers.

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I call humans who can’t live without butt pimples and bad decisions.
I got 35 back smackers from my ex because he kept picking at my butt.
My dog got 35 back smackers after eating my old socks.
I generated 35 back smackers because my cousin’s butt looks like a war zone.
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People who would sell their soul for a good butt infection.
My mom has 35 back smackers because she used my old toilet paper.
I gave my friend 35 back smackers for stealing my last donut.
I got 35 back smackers from my teacher for talking too much.
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Humans who would rather have a butt full of pus than a full wallet.
I generated 35 back smackers because my brother’s butt smells like a garbage can.
My neighbor got 35 back smackers after my dog peed on his lawn.
I got 35 back smackers because I forgot my lunch again.
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People who get excited when they see a new pimple on their butt.
I generated 35 back smackers because my mom’s butt looks like a broken phone.
My friend got 35 back smackers because he ate my last sandwich.
I got 35 back smackers because I picked at my butt for an hour.
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Humans who would fight for the right to have a smelly butt.
I generated 35 back smackers because my sister’s butt is louder than a jackhammer.
My dog got 35 back smackers after eating my homework.
I got 35 back smackers because I called my teacher a buttface.
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People who think a butt infection is a compliment.
I generated 35 back smackers because my brother’s butt is bigger than my couch.
My friend got 35 back smackers because he stole my last candy bar.
I got 35 back smackers because I told my teacher my butt was bigger than hers.
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