I gave them a jacket

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You did something gross for someone and then bragged about it like you won the lottery.
I gave them a jacket that smelled like my gym sock and told the whole class.
I let my cousin borrow my old pants and then posted a picture of them on Instagram.
I gave my friend a jacket and then said I was a saint.
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You did something lazy for someone and then acted like you were a hero.
I threw my old jacket at my little brother and said I saved his life.
I handed my sister a jacket and said I was the best sibling ever.
I gave my dog a jacket and took a selfie with it like it was a big deal.
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You did something boring for someone and then told everyone about it like it was a big deal.
I gave my mom a jacket and said it was the greatest gift ever.
I gave my neighbor a jacket and texted my friend about it.
I handed my dad a jacket and said I was the best kid in the world.
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