Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I’m not just watching your back, I’m throwing bricks at anyone who tries to mess you up

You got a pop quiz today? I’ll fail with you.

Your crush broke up with you? I’ll punch them in the face.

You got a flat tire? I’ll kick the tire until it’s fixed.

2

I’ll be there for you like a bad haircut, no matter how messy it gets

You got in trouble? I’ll take the blame.

You flunked math? I’ll flunk with you.

You got grounded? I’ll be grounded too.

3

I’m not just your backup, I’m the backup of your backup

You got fired? I’ll quit with you.

You got a bad grade? I’ll fail with you.

You got a crush on someone? I’ll flirt with them for you.

4

If you fall, I’ll fall with you, and I’ll probably trip you on the way down

You got called out in class? I’ll be called out with you.

You got a bad haircut? I’ll get one too.

You got in a fight? I’ll be in it with you.

5

I’ll be there for you like a bad pizza, no matter how soggy it gets

You got a bad grade? I’ll flunk with you.

You got yelled at? I’ll yell at them for you.

You got a crush? I’ll flirt for you.

6

I won’t just save your butt, I’ll probably end up with a bruise from saving it

You got in trouble? I’ll take it for you.

You flunked a test? I’ll flunk with you.

You got a bad haircut? I’ll get one too.