I Garret

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A person who yells at you like you just stole their last donut and their cat died

'I Garret you said you'd never cheat again!'

'I Garret you said you'd bring pizza, not just a bagel!'

'I Garret you said you'd be here at 8, not 8:30 and hungover!'

Someone who calls you out so hard, it feels like you just got hit by a truck and your mom called the cops

'I Garret you said you'd do the math homework, not text me about it!'

'I Garret you said you'd show up to the party, not just eat my snacks and leave!'

'I Garret you said you'd never say my name wrong again!'

A person who screams at you like you just told them their dog ate their homework and their sister is coming over

'I Garret you said you'd never forget my birthday again!'

'I Garret you said you'd bring the cake, not just show up and say happy birthday!'

'I Garret you said you'd help me study, not just say you'd help me study!'

A person who yells at you like you just told them their dog bit their mom and their brother is grounded

'I Garret you said you'd be here at 7, not 8 and hungover!'

'I Garret you said you'd bring the pizza, not just show up and say hi!'

'I Garret you said you'd never forget my birthday again, and now you did!'

A person who screams so hard, you think they’re going to pass out and call the cops on you

'I Garret you said you'd never cheat again, and now you did!'

'I Garret you said you'd be here at 8, not 8:30 and hungover!'

'I Garret you said you'd help me study, not just say you'd help me study!'