I Gambled and Lost

My cousin's fart after eating pizza was like a tornado of death.

That fart came out during a Zoom call and my boss yelled, 'What is that?'.

I tried to hide my fart, but it escaped like a prisoner breaking out of jail.

After that fart, I felt like I was going to die in my chair.

My friend’s fart during lunch made me want to run out of the cafeteria.

That fart was so bad, I started crying and my mom asked if I was okay.

That fart was stronger than my brother’s dragon in a video game.

The smell was so bad, it made my dog run out of the room.

I got that fart in my face and it felt like I was in a war.

That fart was like my entire week of bad luck all at once.

I got that fart in the classroom and my teacher yelled at me.

It was so bad, I had to leave the room and go get a soda.

That fart was so bad, it scared my ghost costume.

My little brother’s fart made the ghost in the movie scream.

I got that fart and I thought I was in a haunted house.

That fart made me wish I had never eaten that pizza.

I got that fart and I felt like I had made the worst decision ever.

After that fart, I started thinking about changing my life.