i fucking hate you

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the feeling you get when you see your worst enemy wearing your old shirt and eating your favorite snack.
I fucking hate you, you're wearing my old shirt and eating my snacks.
I fucking hate you, you're making my life a living hell.
I fucking hate you, you're the reason I failed math.
2
a greeting you give your friends when you're too lazy to say hello but still want to be cool.
I fucking hate you, but I still want to be friends with you.
I fucking hate you, but I'll still buy you a soda.
I fucking hate you, but I'll still help you with your homework.
3
a magical phrase that makes your day worse and your enemy's day better.
I fucking hate you, and now I'm stuck in traffic.
I fucking hate you, and now I have to do my math homework again.
I fucking hate you, and now my dog is crying.
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