i fucking hate my life

A person who is so fed up with their pitiful existence they might as well crawl into a hole and die. If you hear this, slap them and tell them to get their act together.

A person who is so low on energy they probably just peed on the floor. Don’t even think about giving them a hug. Just walk away and hope they don’t follow you.

A person who is so deep in despair they might just scream into a pillow. If they say this, throw a pillow at them and tell them to stop being a crybaby.