I fucked on the Magic School Bus

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A phrase seniors use to scare freshmen so bad they might wet themselves. It’s like being haunted by a ghost with a middle finger.
"I fucked on the Magic School Bus", said to a freshman who spilled his lunch.
"You gonna die if you don’t listen.", said by a senior who spilled his lunch last year.
"That’s not a threat. That’s a prophecy.", said by a senior who still believes in the Magic School Bus.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A magical phrase seniors yell to make freshmen feel like they’re about to be eaten by a giant purple bus.
"I fucked on the Magic School Bus, and you will too.", said to a freshman who asked for help with math.
"That’s not a joke. That’s a curse.", said by a senior who got cursed by the Magic School Bus.
"You’re not ready for the bus yet.", said by a senior who got kicked off the bus.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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What seniors say when they want to make freshmen feel like they’ve been tossed into a toilet.
"I fucked on the Magic School Bus, and now I’ve got a permanent seat in the back.", said by a senior who never got a seat in the front.
"You don’t wanna know what happened to the last kid who asked questions.", said by a senior who asked questions and got kicked out.
"That’s not a story. That’s a warning.", said by a senior who still hasn’t forgiven the Magic School Bus.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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