I fuck kids

You tried to flirt with my little sister and now you’re on my hate list

You said you were a virgin and then you hit on my mom

You took a selfie with a kid and now you’re a meme legend

You tried to be cool and now you're just sad

You said you were a gangster and then you cried in the bathroom

You asked for my little brother's number and now you're a joke

You tried to be tough and now you're just annoying

You said you were a legend and then you cried in the hallway

You asked my teacher for my number and now you're the class clown

You said you were a star and then you flunked math

You tried to be funny and now you're just weird

You hit on my dog and now you're the worst

You said you were a king and then you failed the test

You tried to be cool and now you're just loud

You asked for my number and now you're my nemesis

You said you were a hero and then you cried in the cafeteria

You tried to be funny and now you're just awkward

You asked my little brother out and now you're a joke