I Found My B

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You yell 'I found my B' when someone pisses you off so much you want to rip their face off and feed it to a dog. Meanwhile, someone else is already shoving their face into the person who annoyed you's butt.
My homie just called me a fatty. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran off to grab a chainsaw.
My mom said I was lazy. I screamed, 'I found my B!' and threw my cereal at her.
At school, my crush said I was ugly. I yelled, 'I found my B!' and kicked his chair.
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You say 'I found my B' when you're so mad you wish you could punch someone’s guts out. But even better, someone else is already eating the person who made you mad’s butt.
My brother said I was a crybaby. I said, 'I found my B!' and grabbed a broom.
My crush told me I smelled like a garbage can. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran to the bathroom.
My teacher called me a disaster. I said, 'I found my B!' and threw my eraser at her.
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When someone really gets on your nerves, you yell 'I found my B' because you want to beat them up so bad. At the same time, someone else is already eating the person who got you mad’s butt.
My dad said I was a mess. I said, 'I found my B!' and took a bite out of his sandwich.
My friend told me I was the worst. I said, 'I found my B!' and kicked his door.
My crush said I was a disaster. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran out of the room.
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You say 'I found my B' when you're so mad you want to eat the person who made you mad's butt. But at the same time, someone else is already eating the person who made you mad's butt.
My sister told me I was a disaster. I said, 'I found my B!' and took a bite of her pizza.
My teacher called me a failure. I said, 'I found my B!' and threw my pencil at her.
My crush told me I was ugly. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran to the nearest bathroom.
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You yell 'I found my B' when you’re so angry you want to beat someone up. But even better, someone else is already eating the person who got you mad’s butt.
My dad told me I was a failure. I said, 'I found my B!' and threw my plate at him.
My friend said I was the worst. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran out of the room.
My crush told me I was a disaster. I said, 'I found my B!' and threw my soda at him.
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You say 'I found my B' when you’re so mad you want to punch someone. But even better, someone else is already eating the person who made you mad’s butt.
My teacher called me a mess. I said, 'I found my B!' and grabbed my backpack.
My mom said I was lazy. I said, 'I found my B!' and took a bite of her soup.
My crush told me I was a disaster. I said, 'I found my B!' and ran out of the room.
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