Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you forget something so bad your brain explodes and your soul screams in the void

I forgor my mom’s birthday and now I’m stuck in a time loop of regret

I forgor my password and now my phone is crying

I forgor my ex’s name and now I’m calling him ‘The Guy Who Stole My Chocolate’

2

The worst kind of forget. Like your brain went on vacation and forgot to come back

I forgor my pants and now I’m walking around like a confused chicken

I forgor my lunch and now I’m eating my feelings

I forgor my dog and now he’s eating my homework

3

When you forget something so hard it feels like your brain got run over by a truck full of insults

I forgor my best friend’s name and now I call him ‘The Guy Who Stole My Pizza’

I forgor my math homework and now my teacher is throwing things at me

I forgor my phone and now I’m texting my mom with my toes

4

You forgot about something, dumbass. Like your brain went to sleep and never woke up

I forgor my keys and now I’m stuck outside in the cold like a sad goose

I forgor my shirt and now I’m wearing my socks to school

I forgor my cat and now he’s eating my plants

5

Gay code for ‘I want two fat furry lesbians to buttfuck me in the ass’ and also ‘I want a sandwich’

I forgor my sandwich and now I’m crying in the corner like a sad baby

I forgor my gay friends and now I’m alone with my sandwich

I forgor my sandwich and now I’m fighting my dog for the last crumb

6

When you’re so gay you spread your cheeks and lick peanut butter like it’s your last meal

I forgor my peanut butter and now I’m licking my cheeks like a confused dog

I forgor my sandwich and now I’m eating my cheeks like a sad bird

I forgor my gay friends and now I’m licking my own face

7

A new way to say ‘Richard Nixon’ but also ‘I forgot my pants’

I forgor my pants and now I’m walking like a confused chicken

I forgor my president and now I’m crying in the Oval Office

I forgor my pants and now I’m walking like Richard Nixon