I Flaked

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This is what rich people in Hollwood say when they skip out on a party like it's their job and they're too lazy to even pretend they care.

I flaked because my hair didn't look good enough to face the world.

I flaked because my phone was broken and I didn't want to answer anyone.

I flaked because I had a snack and it was more important than showing up.

This is the excuse people use when they promised to be somewhere but then disappeared like they were chased by a monster.

I flaked because I was too busy watching cat videos.

I flaked because my bed was calling me and I didn't have the strength to resist.

I flaked because I didn't want to be around anyone who wasn't my dog.

This is when a person in Hollwood forgets about their plans and acts like they never had them in the first place.

I flaked because I forgot my own name and definitely forgot about the party.

I flaked because I was too busy being a celebrity and being famous takes a lot of work.

I flaked because I had a meeting with my mirror and it was more important.

This is what people say when they promised to be somewhere but then went somewhere else and didn't think about the people who were waiting for them.

I flaked because I went to a different party and forgot about the one I was supposed to be at.

I flaked because I had a better snack at the other place.

I flaked because I didn't want to be around people who weren't me.

This is when people in Hollwood say they didn't come because they were too busy being rich and important to care about anyone else.

I flaked because I was too busy being a celebrity and being rich is exhausting.

I flaked because my phone was too important and I had to answer every text.

I flaked because I had a snack and that snack was more important than showing up.