I finger dudes

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A straight guy who loses his mind and goes full-on freaky by sticking his finger up another guy’s butt, no matter who he is or what he’s doing.
My cousin saw his boss at the gym and just went for it. No shame. No mercy.
He fingered his best friend during a Zoom meeting. It was live.
At the bar, he fingered a guy who was still wearing his shirt.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy so wild he’ll finger another guy like it’s the most normal thing in the world, even if they’re both straight and wearing pants.
He fingered his dad at Thanksgiving. The whole table was silent.
He fingered a guy in the grocery store. The guy just kept shopping.
He fingered his gym buddy during a workout. No one said anything.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A straight man who has zero shame and will finger another guy anywhere, anytime, even if they're both still wearing their clothes.
He fingered his teacher in front of the class. The class was confused.
He fingered his brother in the car. It was a family road trip.
He fingered a guy at the coffee shop. The barista didn’t even flinch.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who’s so lost in his own weirdness that he’ll finger another guy, even if they’re both straight and not even slightly into it.
He fingered his uncle at a family reunion. Everyone left early.
He fingered his neighbor during a home visit. The neighbor was still wearing slippers.
He fingered a guy in the library. The librarian just sighed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A straight guy who acts like he’s been doing this his whole life, and will finger another guy in the most random places, like a gas station or a pizza place.
He fingered a guy at the gas station. The guy just kept pumping gas.
He fingered his friend at a pizza place. The pizza was still hot.
He fingered a guy in the mall. The guy was shopping for shoes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who’s so wild and loud that he’ll finger another guy, even if they’re both straight and still wearing their clothes in public.
He fingered a guy in the park. People were watching.
He fingered his coworker in the office. No one said anything.
He fingered a guy in the subway. The guy just kept reading.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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