i fell like a wet marshmallow

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when you feel like your brain got run over by a truck full of pizza and you’re too high to care.

I fell like a wet marshmallow after my third energy drink and a TikTok dance challenge.

He fell like a wet marshmallow after seeing a cat wearing sunglasses.

I fell like a wet marshmallow when my mom tried to explain why I failed math.

when you’re so messed up you could probably drown in a puddle and nobody would miss you.

I fell like a wet marshmallow after eating six donuts and watching too much YouTube.

She fell like a wet marshmallow after her crush ignored her DMs.

He fell like a wet marshmallow after getting yelled at by his dad.

when you’re so confused you think your pants are made of jelly and you’re still mad about it.

I fell like a wet marshmallow after my dog ate my homework and my phone died.

He fell like a wet marshmallow after getting stuck in a vending machine.

She fell like a wet marshmallow after her crush said she was ‘kinda cute’ but didn’t text back.

when you feel so stupid you think your head is full of soup and you’re still salty about it.

I fell like a wet marshmallow after my teacher called me ‘Mr. Confused’ in front of the class.

He fell like a wet marshmallow after his mom said he smelled like a gym sock.

She fell like a wet marshmallow after her crush said he was ‘kinda cute’ but didn’t text back.

when you feel so lost you think you’re in a dream and your brain is still arguing with you.

I fell like a wet marshmallow after my dog ate my homework and I got a B.

He fell like a wet marshmallow after he tried to explain TikTok to his grandma.

She fell like a wet marshmallow after her crush said he was ‘kinda cute’ but didn’t text back.