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I’m so confused I might as well be a confused potato in a confused potato sack
I just got a text saying my dog is now a wizard and my cat is plotting against me
My math teacher said 2 + 2 = 5 and now I don’t know what’s real
I tried to cook dinner and now my stove is mad at me
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It’s like my brain is a broken jukebox playing the worst song ever
I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of my sock
My mom said I can’t go out because I forgot to do my chores
My dog just ate my homework and now I’m crying
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I feel like I'm stuck in a blender with my life and it’s not stopping
I tried to take a nap and now I’m dreaming about my algebra test
My dad said I have to clean my room before I can play video games
I put my phone in the microwave and now it’s broken and I’m sad
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I’m so lost I might as well be a lost sock in a laundry pile
My teacher said I failed my test and now I’m crying
I tried to make a sandwich and now I have a sandwich on my head
I texted my friend and they replied with a picture of a cat
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I feel like I'm being pulled in all directions by a bunch of angry monkeys
I tried to do my homework but my dog was barking at me
My mom yelled at me for eating too much pizza
I texted my friend and they sent me a video of a dancing chicken
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I feel like my brain is on fire and it’s also being eaten by a dragon
I tried to do my math homework and now I have no idea what 2 + 2 is
My friend texted me and I replied with a picture of my cat
I tried to cook breakfast and now my kitchen is on fire
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