I feel like royaltea

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You’re basically a rich kid who just got told they can hang out with the old money ladies who sip on fancy herbal drinks like it’s a normal thing to do.

I feel like royaltea because my aunt invited me to her bridge club and they all wear blazers and talk about the weather like it’s a conspiracy.

I feel like royaltea because I got to sit with the ladies who drink chamomile like it’s a religion.

I feel like royaltea because I’m the only kid there and they’re all judging me but I still got a snack.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so excited about being in a room full of old women who think they’re fancy and all they do is sip on tea and talk about their cats like they’re important.

I feel like royaltea because I got to sit next to Mrs. Johnson and she told me her cat eats her hair.

I feel like royaltea because I was asked if I wanted a scone and I said no and it was a big deal.

I feel like royaltea because I got to drink tea out of a cup that had a lid and it was a miracle.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re so thrilled you got to be in a room full of old ladies who think they’re fancy and all they do is talk about their tea like it’s a life-or-death situation.

I feel like royaltea because I had to pretend I knew what a ‘tisane’ was and I just said ‘it’s like tea but fancier’.

I feel like royaltea because I got to sip on a drink that tasted like grandma’s closet.

I feel like royaltea because I had to say I like mint and I got called ‘a true connoisseur’.

by Slangipedia 11d ago