I feel honored.

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a person you wish you could punch but still give a stiff arm when they walk by
My boss said I got promoted. I feel honored. I want to punch him, but I still salute him like he's the king of the office.
My ex said I was the best. I feel honored. I want to scream, but I still smile like I'm the best at smiling.
My dog got a treat. I feel honored. I want to eat the treat, but I still sit up like I'm royalty.
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somebody you're forced to respect even when they're doing something stupid
My teacher said I did good. I feel honored. She gave me a sticker. I still think she's crazy.
My mom said I was smart. I feel honored. She gave me a hug. I still think she's nuts.
My dad said I was cool. I feel honored. He gave me a lollipop. I still think he's weird.
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a person who makes you feel like you're special even when you're just being average
My friend said I was awesome. I feel honored. I'm just average, but I still believe him.
My crush said I was cute. I feel honored. I'm just average, but I still blush.
My neighbor said I was nice. I feel honored. I'm just average, but I still wave.
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