I Fart When I Fuck

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When you let one rip in the middle of sex. Only happens with tough bitches who yell it like a war cry.
My man let one rip during sex. I swear the whole neighborhood heard it.
She screamed, 'I fart when I fuck!' like she was winning a battle.
He said, 'I fart when I fuck!' and I laughed so hard I almost came.
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When you drop a bomb during sex. Only the strongest bitches can handle it and still keep going.
He dropped a bomb mid-lick. I thought he was gonna kill me.
She said, 'I fart when I fuck!' and kept going like it was nothing.
My dude let one rip and I had to stop and laugh.
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When you pass gas during sex. Only the brave ones do it and still think they're cool.
He passed gas during sex and I laughed so hard I cried.
She said, 'I fart when I fuck!' and I had to stop and take a breath.
He let one rip and I said, 'Bro, you're gonna die from that.'
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When you let one rip in the middle of love making. Only the wild ones do it and still think they're on fire.
He let one rip during love making and I had to laugh it off.
She said, 'I fart when I fuck!' and I had to stop and take a break.
He passed gas and I said, 'You're gonna burn me out.'
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When you drop a gas bomb while having sex. Only the ones with guts can handle it and still keep going.
He dropped a gas bomb during sex and I had to laugh it off.
She said, 'I fart when I fuck!' and kept going like it was a game.
He let one rip and I said, 'You're gonna kill me with that.'
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When you let one rip in the middle of it all. Only the tough ones can do it and still think they're awesome.
He let one rip during sex and I had to laugh it off.
She said, 'I fart when I fuck!' and still kept going like nothing happened.
He passed gas and I said, 'You're gonna win this one.'
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