I failed at fucking

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You messed up so bad, you should be crying in the toilet with your mom’s hair in your hand!
Why did you fail at this? I’m gonna fail at your failure!
You failed at fucking? I failed at your failure!
You failed at fucking? I’m gonna go fail at your mom’s face!
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You failed so hard, your failure got its own Facebook page and a side hustle!
You failed at fucking? That’s not a failure, that’s a career.
Your failure is so good, I’m gonna start a band called ‘Failed at Fucking’.
Your failure is so strong, it got a Netflix show.
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You failed so bad, your failure had to call in sick to the failure convention!
Your failure is so bad, it’s got a sick note!
Your failure is so bad, it’s on vacation!
Your failure is so bad, it got a PTO.
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