I exchange V-cards with the retards.

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He swaps fake business cards with the dumbest women just because he’s too lazy to pick one.

He texted his ex, 'I’m trading V-cards with the brainless ones again. You’re not even on the list.'

At the club, he says, 'I’m exchanging V-cards with the morons. You’re not one of them.'

He DMs a girl, 'I’m swapping V-cards with the retards. You’re just a backup.'

He gives fake cards to stupid women because he doesn’t want to actually date any of them.

He told his friend, 'I’m exchanging V-cards with the retards. You’re not even worth a real card.'

He texts a girl, 'I’m swapping V-cards with the retards. You’re not even in the top 10.'

He says in a tweet, 'I’m trading V-cards with the retards. You’re just a background character.'

He gives dumb women fake cards because he’s too tired to do anything real.

He says in a DM, 'I’m trading V-cards with the retards. You’re not even on my radar.'

He tells his mom, 'I’m swapping V-cards with the retards. You’re not one of them.'

He tweets, 'I’m exchanging V-cards with the retards. You’re just a waste of time.'