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A fancy way of telling you I laugh at your tiny fists
I eat your punches like you're a sad middle schooler.
You hit me like your grandma hits the snooze button.
Your punches are weaker than my breakfast cereal.
i eat your punches
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You're so soft I could chew your punches like bubblegum
Your punches are slower than my mom's internet.
I eat your punches like they're expired donuts.
You hit me like you're trying to wake me up.
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You're so weak I could use your punches as a napkin
Your punches are like a toddler's tantrum.
I eat your punches like they're free pizza.
You hit me like you're practicing for a bad play.