Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I chew up kids like they're snack time and I don't give a rat's ass if they scream.

I just swallowed a kid whole and he was still yelling.

I bit a kid's arm off and it was still attached to his body.

I ate three kids for breakfast and I'm still hungry.

2

I don't just eat kids, I turn them into meat pies and laugh while they're still alive.

I stuffed a kid into a pie and baked him at 450 degrees.

I turned two kids into a meatloaf and called it 'family dinner.'

I ate a kid and he was still trying to run away.

3

Kids are my favorite side dish, and I don't care if they're crying or screaming.

I ate a kid while he was crying and I didn't even blink.

I turned a kid into a soup and called it 'Monday night.'

I ate a kid and he was still waving at me.

4

I don't just eat kids, I make them my personal snack and I laugh while they're still moving.

I bit a kid in half and he was still talking.

I ate a kid and he was still trying to run.

I turned a kid into a muffin and baked him at 350 degrees.

5

I eat kids like they're pizza and I don't care if they're still alive or not.

I ate a kid and he was still trying to eat me back.

I turned a kid into a pizza and called it 'lunch.'

I bit a kid in half and he was still trying to scream.

6

I don't just eat kids, I make them my main course and I don't give a damn if they're screaming.

I swallowed a kid whole and he was still screaming in my stomach.

I ate a kid and he was still trying to run.

I turned a kid into a steak and grilled him for dinner.