Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s like saying you’re so tough you could chew through a man’s butt with your teeth.

Bro, I eat you like a taco on a Friday.

He said I eat him, and I believed him.

I eat you like it’s the last pizza on Earth.

2

Your punches are weak, or you're just trying to look cool while taking a beatdown.

I eat your hits like they're just a snack.

You hit me, and I eat it like it’s a free meal.

I eat your slaps like they're compliments.

3

You say it to a girl to get her attention, but it's also a bit of a flex and a little bit of a joke.

I eat ass to her in the middle of the school hallway.

He said I eat ass, and I laughed in his face.

I eat ass, and I didn’t even blink.

4

You’re saying you’d eat someone’s butt to get them in bed, and that’s not even the worst part.

I eat your butt for sex, and I don’t even care.

I eat your butt like it's a snack.

I eat your butt like it's my favorite pizza.

5

You did something so amazing, you basically ate the whole world and won.

I eat you like you’re the last piece of cake.

I eat you like you just failed a test.

I eat you like you lost a bet.

6

You're saying you dominate them so much, you might as well have devoured their whole family.

I eat your babies, and I don’t even care.

I ate your babies like they were just snacks.

I eat your babies, and you’re still jealous.

7

You're so into someone, you’d basically eat their face just to be close to them.

I eatyou like it’s the most important thing in life.

I eatyou like you’re my favorite food.

I eatyou like it’s my only job.