I dun fucked up

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You realize you did something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.
I dun fucked up, I texted my boss my mom's phone number.
I dun fucked up, I told my crush my ex's name.
I dun fucked up, I wore my pants inside out to school.
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You admit you did something so dumb it’s like your brain took a nap and forgot to wake up.
I dun fucked up, I microwaved my shoes.
I dun fucked up, I told my teacher my dog’s name.
I dun fucked up, I ate a whole pizza in one bite.
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You’re saying you did something so bad it should be a crime.
I dun fucked up, I posted my homework on the internet.
I dun fucked up, I told my mom I got a 100 on a math test and it was a 45.
I dun fucked up, I tried to eat a whole cake in five minutes.
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You’re admitting you did something so idiotic it’s like your brain went on strike.
I dun fucked up, I wore my socks as gloves.
I dun fucked up, I told my crush I had a pet llama.
I dun fucked up, I tried to run a marathon in my pajamas.
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You’re saying you did something so messed up it’s like your brain is on vacation.
I dun fucked up, I told my crush I was a vampire.
I dun fucked up, I threw my lunch at my best friend.
I dun fucked up, I tried to ride a bike with my shoes on.
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You’re confessing you did something so dumb it’s like your brain is yelling at you.
I dun fucked up, I told my teacher my dog ate my homework and it was just a crayon.
I dun fucked up, I wore my shirt backwards to a fancy dinner.
I dun fucked up, I tried to sing in the shower and it echoed like a monster.
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