1 I have no clue what you're talking about and I'm too lazy to figure it out. Expand Bro, why are we fighting about this?I dugan nuganI'm not even mad I'm just confused. + Examples
2 I’m pretending I understand you, but I actually have no idea what you’re saying. Expand Why did you text me this?I dugan nuganI’m just going to nod and hope it goes away. + Examples
3 I'm so lost I might as well have a map and still not know where I'm going. Expand What’s going on?I dugan nuganI’m like a lost puppy with no collar. + Examples
4 I don’t know what you’re saying, and I’m not going to ask because that would be too much work. Expand What’s this about?I dugan nuganI’m just going to sit here and be dumb. + Examples
5 I’m like a broken toaster, I don’t work and I don’t know why. Expand Why is everyone talking about this?I dugan nuganI’m just going to keep making toast and hope it fixes itself. + Examples
6 I don’t know what you’re talking about, and I’m not going to care because I’m too tired. Expand What’s happening?I dugan nuganI’m just going to sleep and forget this ever happened. + Examples